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Featuring all the best songs and chants from the greatest football terrace in the world

Liverpool Football Club Songs and Chants
Songs: Rival Clubs
Contents

Arsenal
Chelsea
Everton
Manchester United
Nottingham Forest
Arsenal
One-nil down, two-one up
(To the tune of This old man)

One-nil down, two-one up
Michael Owen won the cup
When a top class Paddy pass
Gave the lad the ball
Poor old Arsenal won f**k all

Same old Arsenal

Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating!

Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating!

Chelsea
London Bridge is falling down
(To the tune of London Bridge is falling down)

London Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
London Bridge is falling down
Poor old Chelsea

Build it up with red and white
Red and white
Red and white
Build it up with red and white
Poor old Chelsea

Where were you?

Where were you?
Where were you?
Where were you in Istanbul?
Where were you in Istanbul?

You've got no history

F**k off Chelsea FC
You've got no history
Five European cups and eighteen leagues
That's what we call history

Everton
Oh Everton blue

Oh Everton blue sh*te
Oh Everton blue
Why do your supporters keep following you?
Why don't you win trophies like Liverpool do?

Oh Everton blue sh*te
Oh Everton blue

Tell your ma

Tell your ma, your ma
To wipe away all your tears
No trophy for twenty years
Tell your ma, your ma

You couldn't sell all your tickets

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets!

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets!

Manchester United
Arse of a crow
(To the tune of My Bonnie lies over the ocean)

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*****ds below

Fergie's right

Fergie's right
Your fans are sh*te

Fergie's right
Your fans are sh*te

Manchester is full of sh*t
(To the tune of When the saints go marching in)

Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t (Is full of sh*t)
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
It's full of sh*t, sh*t and more sh*t
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t

Stand up, if you hate Man U

Stand up,
If you hate Man U

Stand up,
If you hate Man U

Stand up,
If you hate Man U

Stand up,
If you hate Man U

This old man
(To the tune of This old man)

This old man
He told me
Bryan Robson's got VD
With a knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Man United f**k off home

We only hate Man United

Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United

Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United

We only hate Mancs

We only hate Mancs
We only hate Mancs
We're not racists
We only hate Mancs

We only hate Mancs
We only hate Mancs
We're not racists
We only hate Mancs

Who the f**k are Man United?
(To the tune of The battle hymn of the Republic)

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope
And this is what he said: f**k off!

Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
Who the f**k are Man United?
And the reds go marching on, on, on

Nottingham Forest
We hate Nottingham Forest

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Everton too (they're sh*t)
We hate Man United
But Liverpool we love you